mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
haitatsushin:

haitatsushin:

me and the crew (:

"hey guys!" molly haitatsushin called out with a laugh, holding up the cellphone camera. "c’mere, let’s take a picture!"
kou ran over first, eyes glittering in excitement, then nagisa jumped over and leaned against her shoulder.
"hey!" she laughed. "you’re heavy!"
"and you’re sexy," he said.
"what"
then makoto appeared and smiled, ruffling nagisa’s hair, but there was an unspoken challenge — one of mutual understanding, that they both held feelings for the girl and nagisa was bein a lil bitch all up messin with makoto’s game. haruka seemed bored and popped into the frame, having been dragged over by makoto, and molly continued to adjust the camera so they all fit. 
"where is rei-chan-san?" she asked cutely wth anime eyes.
"idk" nagisa said and groped her butt — well he tried but makoto karate chopped his gross hand away with a scowl. 
"well whatever, time to take a picture with all my bffs! ^_^" she said happily, holding the camera up. kou looked bored but played along cause she and molly were dating secretly, and the girl seemed excited, so she didn’t complain. she pressed the camera button and sneezed at the last minute. "fuck," she said and looked at the picture. "aw shit."
everyone looked and laughed.
"aw you look so cute"
"are you a model u look hot"
"wtf nagisa"
molly smiled, content, because these were her best friends in the world and she couldn’t be any happier.

haitatsushin:

haitatsushin:

me and the crew (:

"hey guys!" molly haitatsushin called out with a laugh, holding up the cellphone camera. "c’mere, let’s take a picture!"

kou ran over first, eyes glittering in excitement, then nagisa jumped over and leaned against her shoulder.

"hey!" she laughed. "you’re heavy!"

"and you’re sexy," he said.

"what"

then makoto appeared and smiled, ruffling nagisa’s hair, but there was an unspoken challenge — one of mutual understanding, that they both held feelings for the girl and nagisa was bein a lil bitch all up messin with makoto’s game. haruka seemed bored and popped into the frame, having been dragged over by makoto, and molly continued to adjust the camera so they all fit. 

"where is rei-chan-san?" she asked cutely wth anime eyes.

"idk" nagisa said and groped her butt — well he tried but makoto karate chopped his gross hand away with a scowl. 

"well whatever, time to take a picture with all my bffs! ^_^" she said happily, holding the camera up. kou looked bored but played along cause she and molly were dating secretly, and the girl seemed excited, so she didn’t complain. she pressed the camera button and sneezed at the last minute. "fuck," she said and looked at the picture. "aw shit."

everyone looked and laughed.

"aw you look so cute"

"are you a model u look hot"

"wtf nagisa"

molly smiled, content, because these were her best friends in the world and she couldn’t be any happier.

the plastic parrot joke

exeggcute:

this kid mikey is in high school, he’s a freshman and already captain of the football team, has three girlfriends and four boyfriends and can bench press five hundred pounds with one hand. he’s also an honors student and at the end of the school year mikey gets a report card with all As and is unanimously crowned most valuable player of the football team and he takes his three girlfriends and four boyfriends to prom and wins prom king and also gets a mercedes.

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stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

dangpirats:

colfercriss:

that one ship that makes your entire body and soul hurt when you think about it

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vilepup:

"like" if humans are bad but deserve pity, "reblog" if humans deserve no mercy and must die out

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion: 
White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion

White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

tvtogifs:

When you don’t want anyone to know you’re home…

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.Don’t let them see.Be the good dad you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

themadkingshandmaid:

Trying to find out common interests between you and a friend.

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CHECK OUT THIS NASTY ECTOPLASM

Mother Mother - Little Pistol
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tumblr-and-fall:

Song of the day; Mother Mother - Little Pistol

"Up on my side, where it is felt
I pack a little pistol on my pistol belt
I think it might be fear
Of the world and the way it makes you feel afraid”

officialjohncrocker:

it’s important to look your sharpest when you’re the poster child of a big corporation, you know.

officialjohncrocker:

it’s important to look your sharpest when you’re the poster child of a big corporation, you know.