how to make friends:

  1. talk about inability to blow smoke rings
  2. compliment face
  3. send 25 virtual gifts

i’ve unlocked the mystery

konekosilvertail:

blightwitch:

what is with koneko and dudes with mouths that couldn’t conceivably hold liquid

It’s a new fetish I’m pioneering

I’m gonna make it big in the furry fandom I tell you what

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

genderspatial:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

i cannot stop laughing

genderspatial:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

i cannot stop laughing

poolharry:

sorry but im like genuinely distressed by the existence of the 50 shades of grey movie i dont want this shit to exist im furious that there has to be another goddamn fucking trash piece of media that’s being released in cinemas and widely discussed about a powerful sexually dominant cishet white dude controlling a weak woman who is powerless to his charm and wit and his sexual abuse! and not to mention normalising abusive and creepy relationships like i just dont want girls to grow up thinking this is okay and it’s really fucking upsetting 

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

tagyourfuckingtriggers:

tech2upport:

I’M RUNNIN CIRCLES AROUND YA

yES

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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No, Thank You!!! Confirmed for an Official English Release

sweetguts:

8-bitadonis:

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The BL/Bara game, No, Thank You!!! (developed by pa-rade for the PC) has been announced for a western, English release by the company MangaGamer. This marks the first official English release of a BL game since 2006. (And the very first one featuring Bara characters.)

No, Thank You!!! centers around a young man named Haru. One day Haru saves a well-muscled gentleman from being hit by a car, but in the process, he loses his memories. To repay his kindness, Kouichi Inui, the man who’s life Haru saved, brings Haru to work at his bar (sótano) while he recovers from his amnesia. But sótano is no ordinary bar…

No, Thank You!!! features four men that Haru can pursue…

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Hiroyuki Akiyama, the bartender of sótano.

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Ryu Kurosawa, the pianist at sótano.

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Maki, sótano’s manager. (He also works in the kitchen.)

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Kouichi Inui, the aforementioned owner of sótano.

This BL game is unique in a lot of ways, mainly because of the types of men you can form sexual relationships with. (Older and more muscular guys are not a staple of the genre.) Also, you can actually control the amount of body hair each man has, giving the player a lot of say over how the guys are presented.

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Release date and pricing has not been announced yet, but stay tuned.

More screens after the cut…

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GOD

DAAAAAAAAANG

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.

excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.

organmeat:

*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic

brodad

dad just barely tolerating bro’s presence

bro flirting with him and calling him “daddio”

john and dave being incredibly uncomfortable

1,936,537 plays!

monobeartheater:

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio